Not So Much the Love of My Life

So Gen came over to Ronnie's house to hang out with me because I'm so irresistible. And I'm so glad she did. It would have just been me being bored, and watching Ronnie, Mark and Erick playing Risk. Sounds fun, huh? I know!!!!

Anyway, as I was saying, I'm so glad she did. We had really great computer time just now. Youtube.com doesn't dissatisfy the young at heart. We looked up old music videos of songs we used to love. Mmmbop, Us Against the World, Wannabe, and C'est La Vie. ^_^
And then it got better when she looked up Chase Crawford and Channing Tatum. Google Images doesn't dissatisfy the horny at heart. JUST KIDDING. Not the horny at heart. Just the... drooly at heart. You know, drooly. As in people who drool. >_> Or is it droolie? OK, either way that's a stupid word.

So then I got the brilliant idea to Google "gorgeous guys with dark hair!" Towards the bottom of the page, we found this quiz. I forgot the actual name of the quiz, but it went something along the lines of, "Which Gorgeous dark haired man are you destined to make love to?" I'm pretty sure that the title was a lot shorter, but who cares. The gist of the quiz is the same.

After a number of questions concerning my preference on men, I got my answer. Runner-ups included Johhny Depp [he looks like a pervert], Orlando Bloom [he was prettier as an elf] and Brad Pitt [I just don't get it].
And who is my number one, you may ask? Unfortunately Ronnie wasn't an option. But someone else was ^_^ JOSH HARTNETT.

We were destined to be together. If Ronnie hadn't wooed me with his strong arms, I might never have torn my eyes away from such a beautiful man.
Want to see a picture?
http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s20/lovemenikki_2007/Josh-Hartnett.jpg
This was the picture that told me Love at First Sight was real. He was my first celebrity crush, and a worthy one at that!
Funny though, the first time I've ever seen Josh Hartnett, I thought he was a creep. Of course, it was just the movie character he was playing. What's-his-name, Zeke, from The Faculty. I LOVE that movie, from the bottom of my heart-nett. I think that was my first scary movie, although it was more a sci-fi rather than a horror film. It's still the best, nonetheless.

Anyway, so yeah. I thought it was great that my opinion of Hotnett was so widely-shared. He's not too pretty, he's sort of rugged, older, and strong looking.
Also, it helped that when I first got obsessed with this stud, I was then currently living across the street from Home Depot, apparently his favorite store. I dreamed that one day I'd be there [with my grandpa, because why would a 13 year old girl go to Home Depot by herself?], and that I'd run into him, one of the most gorgeous men on this planet.

Of course, my obsession of this man [currently 30ish years old, more than 10 years older than me] isn't so strong anymore. I used to own 40 pictures of him and looked up Josh Hartnett trivia online whenever I got the chance. And I even made a screenname with 025 at the end of it because at the time I made it, he was 25 years old.

I'm so glad I grew out of the obssession. Some months ago, I looked up The Jonas Brothers on MySpace and read some of their picture comments. x_x I don't know how they do it. Some girls are plain old creepy. Straightjacket-worthy.

And I know that I wasn't much different than those delirious fans just a few years ago [or minutes ago, depending on your definition of crazy], but still. Even now when I say things like, "Josh Hartnett and I are meant to be together," I am completely joking. Like, if I randomly ran into Josh Hartnett in the streets of New York and my hair was gorgeously blowing in a slight breeze, and he ran up to me and said, "Pauline! You are the love of my life," I wouldn't elope with him. And if I really ever went to Home Depot and he was there was a big banner that said, "Make love to me, Pauline," I wouldn't do it [literally, har har hartnett]. I have found the love of my life. He's not exactly a movie star, but among friends he's just as famous.

But still, it's fun to look up hot guys online.

P.S. If Josh Hartnett ever even gets a glimpse of this post, I hope he doesn't think I'm just a horny fan. Because I'm totally not! I promise! He's just hot.